Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Ligamed.
Caution: Ligamed may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Ligamed contains a LED for indicating status, which, if exposed, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Ligamed on concrete.
Discontinue use of Ligamed if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, heart palpitations, or ankle sprains.
If Ligamed begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Ligamed may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Ligamed should be returned to its special container and kept in a cool, dark location at least 20 feet away from any metal object. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Ligamed of any and all liability.
Ligamed may attack people with limps.
Do not taunt Ligamed.
Ligamed comes with a lifetime warranty.
Thank you for choosing Ligamed.